Sonic Screwdrivers and Shenanigans

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bikerideoceanside:

kellizredd:

[AGGRESSIVELY PRESSES BUTTON]

bikerideoceanside:

kellizredd:

[AGGRESSIVELY PRESSES BUTTON]

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sachimo:

high school more like sigh school

(Source: bircls)

holyshitsouthpark:

"I wonder if there’s porn of-"

there is

isitscary:

My daughter is blind! She is blind and tiny and helpless and fragile. She cannot help you!

(Source: robert-downey-junior)

chmchm:

notmadeofbeef:

improvisedchronicles:


a youtube user shares an opinion

 #can we get this on the cover of a book  #like one of those opinions from writers


The reason Photoshop was invented

This will always and forever be hilarious.

chmchm:

notmadeofbeef:

improvisedchronicles:

a youtube user shares an opinion

 #can we get this on the cover of a book  #like one of those opinions from writers

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The reason Photoshop was invented

This will always and forever be hilarious.

If Harry Potter movies were titled by the clothes he wear…

tessanetting:

thewords-sosweet:

-Harry Potter and My Hogwarts Uniform.

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-Harry Potter and I defeated the Basilisk with my Hogwarts Uniformimage

-Harry Potter and I met my godfather with a blue shirtimage

-Harry Potter and The red shirt I wear all the movieimage

-Harry Potter and I wear that blue shirt againimage

-Harry Potter and I wear that blue shirt againimage

-Harry Potter and I changed the blue shirt for the red oneimage

-Harry potter and I will confront my fate with my old blue shirt.image

IAMDONE

(Source: thenamelessstory)

cupcakecannibal:

madhatton:

my-raggedy-pond:

If you don’t sing along to this, we can’t be friends. 

best gag reel ever. so glad they put it at the end of the episode

That was a beautiful episode

(Source: bravestlightwood)

svvords:

i dont trust people who can look good with messy hair

(Source: wasiangod)

suzysils:

I think I’m going to write a book called “‘Four Hours Is Definitely Enough Sleep’ And Other Lies I Tell Myself”

chelseawelseyknight:

agentrodgers:

voxnihilo:

agentrodgers:

childhood-antiquity:

a-sensible-pantsuit:

agentrodgers:

childhood-antiquity:

agentrodgers didn’t like how I made my sandwich.

you put jelly on one side of the bread and peanut butter on the other. that’s an abomination and at least I know how to make a proper sandwich

How else would one make a pb&j? Like do you put them on the same slice of bread? I am so confused?

She should show us how to make one since she is just SOOOOO GOOD!!!!!!

OKAY KIDS RYAN’S GONNA SHOW YOU HOW TO MAKE A PB&J SANDWICH

first you need your two slices of bread but as opposed to putting the peanut butter on one side, like some kind of animal, you’re going to put it on both

next you can slap your jelly of choice on and spread that shit it

now you can put the bread together and bag the sandwich for a meal later on

by making the sandwich like this, it stops the jelly from seeping through one side of the bread and making it all soggy when you eat it. I had to pack my lunch through the majority of school and that means having the sandwich sit in a bag for a solid 5 hours before I get to eat it and if you only put the jelly on one side, it’s going to bleed through the bread and be nasty but the peanut butter creates a buffer so it’s in prime condition

Dude black widow showed me how to make a sandwich

You’re welcome, citizen

oh my god

(Source: the-fault-in-our-star-lord)

221cbakerstreet:

lion roars are not as powerful as some guy named frank with a trash can

(Source: )

gamko:

Oh, no, of course, you’re right. My mistake.

gamko:

Oh, no, of course, you’re right. My mistake.

castielcampbell:

#I CAN’T DECIDE IF THIS IS HILARIOUS OR GENUINELY SAD

#prolly genuinely sad #cause he’s not even talking about Banner #he’s talking about Mark

(Source: hulkbomb)

itsstuckyinmyhead:

Avengers Laughs, Giggles, and Manly Chuckles Set #10

notthehellyourwhales:

I am 28% sarcasm and 72% self loathing.